your so imaginative
old age
old age
How is the poster before you going to die?
- Thread starter ConTRo13R
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dysentery....i shit you not
hit by ten cars
the tenth one must be the kicker,....im at 5 now
High velocity bullets at close range
That damage the mind
Shattering the skull shredding the brain
Severing the spine.
Flew a kite in a lighting storm wearing a tin man outfit... 
die in your lover's arms
(you got stabbed)
(you got stabbed)
bee stings kill you
masturbating with a jack hammer
hit on the head with a hammer
suffocation from "Tea-Bagging"
ate a poisonous apple
strangled by their own spincter becuase their head is to far up their own ass
an eagle will drop a turtle on your head
Partner is going to suffocate you while u sleep because of constant snoring
Your eyes got replaced by muffins
muffins?
You accidently swallowed a glassful of draino
You accidently swallowed a glassful of draino
Accidentally swallowed a piano.
Piano? Damn I gotta big mouth lol
Freak ballon accident
Freak ballon accident