HK's Whoring Thread

[freakofnature]

Ooooo! PB sandwich! Anything else on it? Or just PB?

 

[HK]

Nope, just bread, butter and crunchy peanut butter


I keep hearing good things about adding jam, but I'm too chicken. I know what I like, dammit.

 

[freakofnature]

I've never added jam to my PB sandwiches. I'm skeptical about such things. I do, however, enjoy them with honey sometimes. :nod:

 

[HK]

Not a fan of honey this always used to bother me as a child because I had a big thing for bears. I collected stuffed bears and read all kinds of books about bears, and as everyone knows, bears love honey. It was a matter of great distress to me that I couldn't learn to love honey too.

 

[freakofnature]

You know, I never eat honey myself. I like it on PB sandwiches except I rarely eat them. I also like it as a sweetener in lemon tea but I never drink lemon tea either. :tooth

 

[HK]

I own an admin

 

[HK]

Today is a good day so far


I'm terribly lazy and so a lot of mornings I think 'okay, I'll get up in good time and be able to wash and dry my hair before I leave the house' except what actually happens is, I spend far too long dozing and then have to jump out of bed, shower insanely fast and more often than not, tie my hair back because I don't have time to dry it

Which isn't horrible, but it always dries differently if I have it up, a little flat. This morning, I actually managed to get up on time and blow dry my hair before I left, which makes it feel all soft and nice so I feel good already.


Plus it's getting long again! I had it bobbed pretty short a while back, about a year ago, and of course then had to suffer the stages of growing it out. It's finally getting back to being 'long' instead of 'medium' again I forgot how much I love my hair. I play with it constantly. And it keeps me warm

 

[HK]

Oh gaaaaad I feel like shit today haha.


Managed to catch the boyfriend's cold, which is just typical. I don't get sick much, and when I do then I work through it, unless I'm either throwing up or in that really horrible stage where your skin is sensitive to cold, but you also can't get too warm or you'll overheat and almost kill yourself.

Which is pretty much exactly what I did the last time I got sick - went to bed wrapped up because I was shivering so hard, but then as soon as I fell asleep I started to heat up, woke up in the middle of the night and fainted when I tried to stand, then spent the rest of the night being sick. Hawt, right?


So fingers crossed anyway that I don't get to that stage. Blech.

 

[HK]

Uuuurgh.

 

[HK]

Think I'm going to take my lunch early in about ten minutes. I haven't actually done anything productive today.

 

[HK]

In fact all I just did for three long minutes was stare at that sentence before posting it.

 

[Maulds]

I play with it constantly. And it keeps me warm

Everything is funnier when taken out of context.

 

[HK]

Everything is funnier when taken out of context.

Dirty bastard


I want to go home! My head feels all fluffy

 

[rback33]

You can come home and fluff me...

 

[HK]

You can come home and fluff me...

This thread is for metaphorical whoring Jeremy, dammit :ninja

 

[HK]

Watched the Green Lantern earlier. Didn't hate it and Ryan Reynolds... yes. Didn't like the girl though.

 

[Darrell]

That movie sucked.

Don't you agree?

(invokes ownership clause that says you must agree with me)

 

[HK]

That movie sucked.

It did not! It wasn't epic, but it was fun what are you, some sort of expert?

 

[Darrell]

It did not! It wasn't epic, but it was fun what are you, some sort of expert?

You aren't holding up your side of the bargain, HK. You have to agree with me.

 

[Maulds]

It did suck. Green Lantern deserved better. I'm ok with Ryan Reynolds in the part but everything about the story stunk.