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Don't worry about him honey, let's go to bed
Don't you think Jeremy should fuck off, HK?
(remember the agreement with my purchase)
Oh damn you...
Yes Darrell, you, Siph, Maulds and Nic should all hijack my thread and post stuff about stormtroopers. But not Jeremy - he should fuck off.
You're loving this aren't you
You can fuck off a cliff, dick breath. :fing27
My boss: Can you make this spreadsheet print out bigger?
Me: Yes, but it'd have to be on two sheets, you've got too many columns for one.
My boss: Oh right. Could you come into my office and adjust it then?
Me: Do you want to just send me the file? It'd be easier for me to print it out and just give it to you.
My boss: No, I don't want to exit the file in case I can't get back in.
Me: .......
*In his office*
Me: Okay, so try clicking that box there that stops it scaling before it prints...
My boss: Oh I see. And will that be bigger now?
Me: Yeah, that picture there is a picture of how it will print.
My boss: But it's missing some of the columns now.
Me: *facepalm*
Me: Yes, but it'd have to be on two sheets, you've got too many columns for one.
My boss: Oh right. Could you come into my office and adjust it then?
Me: Do you want to just send me the file? It'd be easier for me to print it out and just give it to you.
My boss: No, I don't want to exit the file in case I can't get back in.
Me: .......
*In his office*
Me: Okay, so try clicking that box there that stops it scaling before it prints...
My boss: Oh I see. And will that be bigger now?
Me: Yeah, that picture there is a picture of how it will print.
My boss: But it's missing some of the columns now.
Me: *facepalm*
Of course, the thing that goes by the fastest is my break typical.
Got a letter through from the DVLA saying we never sent a V5C form off to them when we sold the Ford. Which is rubbish, I remember posting it, but I guess it's gotten lost in the system or the post or something. So now I need to write them a letter confirming we sold it, and when, and who to.
typical.Got a letter through from the DVLA saying we never sent a V5C form off to them when we sold the Ford. Which is rubbish, I remember posting it, but I guess it's gotten lost in the system or the post or something. So now I need to write them a letter confirming we sold it, and when, and who to.
Actually with that thought in mind, I need to find a new place that does hot waxes. The lady I went to last summer has gone out of business, which sucked because out of three different brazilians I had, she did the best one by far.
Way better than the first lady, who tried to tell me a brazilian was the same as a bikini wax.
Google!
Way better than the first lady, who tried to tell me a brazilian was the same as a bikini wax.
Google!
I'm making spaghetti (not from scratch, my shoulders hurt and my eyes ache) and nom nom nom, it smells so freaking good right now! I'm desperate to eat it but there's still a good fifteen minutes left. It's killing me, I'm so hungry
I should really try and do meatballs this week, they're only going to sit in the freezer otherwise.
I should really try and do meatballs this week, they're only going to sit in the freezer otherwise.
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