HK's Whoring Thread

[HK]

See, it was lovely out this morning, so I just wore a light coat. And now it's bloody tipping it down.

 

[jassilem]

I hate when that happens.

 

[HK]

Self control for me, is that I didn't eat the bag of wotsits in my desk drawer today.


I mean, I'll definitely eat them tomorrow. But 24 hours between purchase and devouring is frankly a record.

 

[HK]

Yep, ate them.

 

[freakofnature]

 

[HK]

Of course, now I crave more, but they're all gone

 

[freakofnature]

Want some Coffee Crisp?

 

[HK]

Is that like Toffee Crisp, but with less toffee and more, erm.... coffee? :ninja

 

[freakofnature]

It's soooooooooooo much better than Toffee Crisp, though Toffee Crisp isn't half bad in its own right. Coffee Crisp is coffee flavoured wafers covered with chocolate. :licklips: Very tasty. :nod::thumbup

 

[HK]

Ooh. So you're bringing some over for me, yes?


*waits*

 

[freakofnature]

Give me your address and I'll mail you some.

 

[HK]

Wait. For reals? Don't toy with me, chocolate temptress :ninja

 

[freakofnature]

Yes, I am willing to send chocolate worldwide.



*looks at her pm box* Hmmm...still empty. :coffee

 

[HK]

:eek


Congrats on becoming my favourite person ever :willy_nilly:

 

[freakofnature]

I'll be waiting for the engagement ring when you get the Coffee Crisp and realize that I'm not kidding about how good they are.

 

[HK]

*waits by letterbox*

 

[Siphorous]

Coffee Crisp is > Toffee Crisp, HK. F'reals. Best bar ever.

Also, the first google result I found was some tarot thingy that told me 4 sixes means pleasure.

Where is the pleasure I ask?

 

[freakofnature]

:nod: Siph knows.

 

[satinbutterfly]

Oooo... I want some coffee crisp too!

 

[freakofnature]

Oooo... I want some coffee crisp too!

Address...unless you just want me to throw it in your general direction and hope you get it.