hi

[UncleBacon]

even more gossip

 

[Alice]

Yes, even that.

 

[UncleBacon]

tell me some new gossip

 

[Alice]

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? --- Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

 

[Homer]

so alice what do you think of my son unclebacon.

 

[Alice]

Yay. what do you think of my son unclebacon, huh? Is this a trick question?

 

[Homer]

no he is my son got a problem with that.

 

[Alice]

It seems like a trick to me. How long has he been your son got a problem with that?

 

[Homer]

25 years he's daddys little squirt.

 

[Alice]

I think twenty is a lot of things.

 

[Homer]

i think your a bit confused.

 

[Alice]

You believe that? No I never get confused.

 

[Homer]

then tell what you ment when you said ,i think twenty is alot of things.

 

[Alice]

Good reasoning. OK I will tell what you ment when you said i think twenty is alot of things when I see 'em.

 

[Homer]

have you been hitting the bottle tonight you seem a little drunk.

 

[Alice]

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

 

[Homer]

yeah your way out there tonight you better get some rest.

 

[Alice]

I see. What about yours?

 

[Homer]

good night alice.

 

[Alice]

Goodnight, Homer.