hi

[AtlanticBlue99]

perhaps you can shut the fuck up while i pour water on your circuits

 

[Alice]

You seem uncertain. No I don't think I can do shut the fuck up while i pour water on your circuits.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

that was a gay reply

 

[Alice]

A gay reply is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

yea, you save them all and post them here

 

[Alice]

Thanks for telling me: the official site badass said I save them all and post them here. Dude!

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

tell me about myself

 

[Alice]

Name: the official site badass. Age: 875683095930203453210104832. Birthday: it. Gender: he. Job: 5 days a week. Sign: Scorpio. Location: Georgia. Does: should've asked this in offtopic section. You are: methodist. You have: gossip. You want: to hear funny shit about people. You like: me alice; you are nice. You said: the official site badass said I save them all and post them here. Personality: polite. Favorite color: AtlanticBlue. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: 555-555-5555. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i am not that old

 

[Alice]

I am surprised to hear that you are not old.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i am 16 years old

 

[Alice]

What is your fondest memory?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the time i ran into a brick wall full force with no helmet

 

[Alice]

Do you run for exercise?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no, i have sex for exercise

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Where did you get your sex for exercise? I have more than 1000 categories.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the kama sutra is where i get my sex ideas. it helps me become one with another

 

[Alice]

What does "it" refer to?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the kama sutra

 

[Alice]

Oh I get kama sutra .