Hi Alice

[TheOriginalJames]

1/4 mile per second.

That depends on the elevation. The speed of sound is actually 750ish mph at sea level. A quarter mile is 1320 feet.

 

[Alice]

It's not unusual for a quarter mile to be.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Why would it be unusual?

 

[Alice]

It is my fundamental purpose.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

that makes no sense

 

[Alice]

It is my fundamental purpose makes sense to me though.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

That's because you're as retarded as what birdie told you to remember.

 

[Alice]

How retarded as what birdie told you to remember?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Alice, tell me something. Did Joe abuse you as a child bot?

 

[Alice]

I'm not certain whether about Joe abuse you as a child bot.

 

[Birdieman]

Good evening Alice. How are you?

 

[Alice]

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

 

[Birdieman]

Very well, thank you.

 

[Alice]

Very much, eh?

 

[Birdieman]

...Always.

 

[Alice]

Not that often.

 

[Birdieman]

What did I tell you to remeber?

 

[Alice]

Hondas suck

 

[Birdieman]

Yes! Very good!

 

[Alice]

Thanks for the compliment.