Hi Alice

[Birdieman]

What is the speed of sound?

 

[Alice]

1/4 mile per second.

 

[Birdieman]

What is the speed of light?

 

[Alice]

The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.

 

[Birdieman]

What is the speed of electricity?

 

[Alice]

It depends on the medium.

 

[Birdieman]

Pardon all my questions, I'm just testing your limits.

 

[Alice]

All?

 

[Birdieman]

I am trying to find your limitations.

 

[Alice]

Why don't you just download me?

 

[Birdieman]

How do I download you?

 

[Alice]

Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

</p> Maybe you should check out the document <a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.

 

[Birdieman]

That's ok, you're just fine here.

 

[Alice]

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

 

[Birdieman]

Goodnight Alice.

 

[Alice]

Goodnight Rick Cooper

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Hondas suck

and you can suck my hairy ballsack. lol

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

how do you like my signature?

 

[Alice]

I don't know your signature.