hey how do you have sex?

[Numnum]

My only experience is with the fleshlight

BAAAAAhahahahahahahaha!!!!!:24:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

It's Fuck her Gently by Tenacious D

Brilliant song, one for the campfire, cool to play as well as you can watch the recognition light up in peoples eyes and then a smile flicker across their lips, perverts

Oh. And I just repped him for it.

I want back my rep. :mad

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

You ole thiefing egg sucking sly fox Obstinate you. :mad

 

[Obdurate]

CB! Don't say things that you can't take back! This is our friendship ON THE LINE! I can't give rep back but I'll rep you.
Give me 500 tokenz

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

CB! Don't say things that you can't take back! This is our friendship ON THE LINE! I can't give rep back but I'll rep you.
Give me 500 tokenz

You know we cool like cucumber. :nod:

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Cut an apple in half. Take out all the seeds and put the halfs back. The end.

Ohhh... thanx now I completely understand. Wtf would you want to be abstinent from that???

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Cut an apple in half. Take out all the seeds and put the halfs back. The end.

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

Wait.... now I'm confused....

 

[Ziggy Zeus]

I put the lime in the coconut.

Replace lime with vagina and coconut with penis.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I put the lime in the coconut.

Replace lime with vagina and coconut with penis.

I put the vagina in the penis?

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I put the vagina in the penis?

You put no such thing.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

You put no such thing.

That's wat ziggy said!!!

 

[Obdurate]

Why not combine the two and have the ultimate sex?

Anybody wanna see my vaginis? Any takers?

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Why not combine the two and have the ultimate sex?

Anybody wanna see my vaginis? Any takers?

I don't think that's how I should loose the rest of my "innocence"

 

[hottubho]

:unsure: i don't get the apple thing.

 

[Peter Parka]

I put the vagina in the penis?

Sounds painful!:willy_nilly:Usually it works best the other way round!

 

[Hans]

i stick the p in the v

 

[Fetlock]

Like I once played soccer, I keep my dribbling to a minimum.

If my dogs start barking I know I’m doin it right. :nod:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

This thread is epic.....just a general announcement.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I even decided to give it the five star rating.....Epic I say

 

[acrooms]

Um...I'm completly lost now...I don't think I learned anything about sex.....