hey how do you have sex?

[Dana]

I'm with Grace.... But lmfao@this topic

 

[GraceAbounds]

C'mon Gracie! My two-step guide is bullet proof!

Oh, it's bullet proof alright ... :24:

 

[Obdurate]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

 

[Ziggy Zeus]

You don't have to be a member of the KKK to be a wizard under the sheets.

 

[AUDRAA]

This is not something you should be learning off the Internet from strangers. Ask your parents. Go to the library and check out a book on the subject.

Im with you on this Grace we always talked openly about sex to my son, maybe its because I had him when I was 15. When I say openly I dont mean graphic details but it was very important to me that he feel comfortable coming to me or my ex when he made the decision to do so, we also gave him condoms the first time whithout him asking.He didnt use them right away, but when he finally made the decision he wasnt uncomfortable coming to us to ask for them and that was very important to me. Kids are going to be curious about sex and some will make the decision to do it; wouldnt you rather know about it when it happens and them be safe? Its not that I liked the thought of him doing it, but I thought this was a much better way to handle things.

 

[Minor Axis]

• Don't eat smoked herring or garlic before. The breath would be killer and a turnoff.

Unless you both eat it.

Maybe for a separate thread, how do you deal with sex when talking to your kids?

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Unless you both eat it.

Maybe for a separate thread, how do you deal with sex when talking to your kids?

Correct. :nod:

 

[coder538]

You wanna find out? Well go to images.google.com and click prefrences then click Do not moderate my searches. Then click save preferences. after that it will take you back to the search. once there look up "xxx" it should come up! ROTFLOL!

 

[Numnum]

Step 1: Bend over.
Step 2: Don't call the cops, or I'll slap the shit outta you. :ninja

The End.

hahaha have we met before???
that scenario seems so.... familiar....

 

[Stella]

You wanna find out? Well go to images.google.com and click prefrences then click Do not moderate my searches. Then click save preferences. after that it will take you back to the search. once there look up "xxx" it should come up! ROTFLOL!

You know, I really miss this guy.

 

[Dana]

i put mr. meaty in the taco and pumper up

 

[FreeWorkVest]

My only experience is with the fleshlight

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Did you make this up Obstinate?

That's good stuff right there. Gonna rep ya for that.


Edit: Can't right now. Soon as I can. Remind me if I don't.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

You know, I really miss this guy.

Please don't encourage him. :willy_nilly:

 

[Zorak]

Did you make this up Obstinate?

That's good stuff right there. Gonna rep ya for that.


Edit: Can't right now. Soon as I can. Remind me if I don't.

It's Fuck her Gently by Tenacious D

Brilliant song, one for the campfire, cool to play as well as you can watch the recognition light up in peoples eyes and then a smile flicker across their lips, perverts

 

[Pheonix23B]

I think asking the internet for advice and tips about sex is genius! where was this thing when i needed advice?

 

[FreeWorkVest]

I think asking the internet for advice and tips about sex is genius! where was this thing when i needed advice?

LOL. So true, I mean, when I was young, I had to ask the homeless guys. They give horrible advice, BTW

 

[Natasha]

It's Fuck her Gently by Tenacious D

Brilliant song, one for the campfire, cool to play as well as you can watch the recognition light up in peoples eyes and then a smile flicker across their lips, perverts

OMG...so offtopic, but I just realized that this would be AWESOME to sing at karaoke!!!

 

[Kira]

Sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Obdurate]

Even better:

Urban Dictionary: sex