It's twelve thirty one
I'm not having any fun
I wish I were done
I'm not having any fun
I wish I were done
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- Thread starter Burntblood
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small dogs are not kids
so stop fucking kissing them
it makes you look dumb
so stop fucking kissing them
it makes you look dumb
Kids are like weiners
They are difficult to raise
When you're all stressed out
They are difficult to raise
When you're all stressed out
Your love wraps me up
Entangled in temptation
caught in a mindtrap..
Entangled in temptation
caught in a mindtrap..
My ankle is trapped
Under this gigantic rock
Hiking fucking sucks
Under this gigantic rock
Hiking fucking sucks
hey big ugly black dog
you cannot bite me no way
that leash was not tied
you cannot bite me no way
that leash was not tied
Sexy Coworker
Caught me looking at her ass
I could only smile
Caught me looking at her ass
I could only smile
Didn't get very far
I still have loads of laundry
When does it ever end?
I still have loads of laundry
When does it ever end?
I'm still hungover
I may never drink again
Who am I kidding?
I may never drink again
Who am I kidding?
One, two, three, four, five
In an hour I will dive
into the Dead Sea
In an hour I will dive
into the Dead Sea
Completely ignored...
And I'm not even alone.
Or am I unseen?
Can you not see me?
Can you not feel me at all?
Reach out and touch me.
And I'm not even alone.
Or am I unseen?
Can you not see me?
Can you not feel me at all?
Reach out and touch me.
I feel so lonely
I have no friends, no future
I have to die now
(just made this up)
I have no friends, no future
I have to die now
(just made this up)
Kids soccer is fun
Soccer mums however, no
They should just stay home
Soccer mums however, no
They should just stay home
Unicorns are cool
I wish they were really real
they will like females
I wish they were really real
they will like females