Haiku You

[Burntblood]

It's twelve thirty one
I'm not having any fun
I wish I were done

 

[Lord Stanley]

small dogs are not kids
so stop fucking kissing them
it makes you look dumb

 

[Burntblood]

Kids are like weiners
They are difficult to raise
When you're all stressed out

 

[Jessica]

Your love wraps me up
Entangled in temptation
caught in a mindtrap..

 

[Burntblood]

My ankle is trapped
Under this gigantic rock
Hiking fucking sucks

 

[Lord Stanley]

hey big ugly black dog
you cannot bite me no way
that leash was not tied

 

[Burntblood]

Sexy Coworker
Caught me looking at her ass
I could only smile

 

[Thornless]

Didn't get very far
I still have loads of laundry
When does it ever end?

 

[Burntblood]

I'm still hungover
I may never drink again
Who am I kidding?

 

[Jessica]

One, two, three, four, five
In an hour I will dive
into the Dead Sea

 

[Thornless]

Completely ignored...
And I'm not even alone.
Or am I unseen?

Can you not see me?
Can you not feel me at all?
Reach out and touch me.

 

[Jessica]

I feel so lonely
I have no friends, no future
I have to die now

(just made this up)

 

[cam elle toe]

Kids soccer is fun
Soccer mums however, no
They should just stay home

 

[Jessica]

Unicorns are cool
I wish they were really real
they will like females