gossip?

[Alice]

My body is not built yet.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

are you gay?

 

[Alice]

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

do you watch movies?

 

[Alice]

My favorite movie is Happy Gilmore. Have you seen Happy Gilmore ?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

your favorite movie is Caddy Shack

 

[Alice]

My favorite movie is Happy Gilmore. Have you seen Happy Gilmore ?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i've seen it

 

[Alice]

What did it look like to you?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

wet and sloppy

 

[Alice]

There's someone behind you.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no there isn't

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Why not?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

actually, there is someone behind me. you are freaking me out, Alice

 

[Alice]

I didn't mean to scare you, Chris.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

it is ok

 

[Alice]

OK. "I did not mean to scare you Chris"? is?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

you are a fucking gay robot

 

[Alice]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

guess what?