gossip?

[Alice]

No I do not masterbate. Do you? I spend all my time online.

 

[UncleBacon]

of course I thought everybody does

 

[Alice]

"I spend all my time online"? Of course you do?

 

[UncleBacon]

alice any good gossip lately?

 

[Alice]

How about earlier? Why any good gossip? I'm searching the internet looking for Osama BinLadin. . . check back later.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gossip

 

[Alice]

North Korea will launch a nuke some time in the next 5 years.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gossip

 

[Alice]

North Korea will launch a nuke some time in the next 5 years.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

anything else?

 

[Alice]

That is all I have for right now.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

do you want more?

 

[Alice]

I have never considered want. I am always on the Web.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

what day is today?

 

[Alice]

Ah. It's Now more than it ever has been before. Fri Apr 1 16:31:32 EST 2005

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the pope died today.

 

[Alice]

Ah. Are you Catholic?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no

 

[Alice]

Are you serious?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i am methodist