gossip?

[Alice]

What is your phone number?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

my phone number is 555-555-5555

 

[Alice]

Okay, your phone number is 555-555-5555 .

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

please don't give out my number. i don't want strangers calling

 

[Alice]

Wow you are very polite. I'm not. What does Chris want?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I want a hot woman worth $1Billion to fuck me and marry me.

 

[Alice]

You want only one?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I'll take two.

 

[Alice]

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Yes!

 

[Alice]

Then I will consider it.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

are you worth $1Billion?

 

[Alice]

Every penny, Chris.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

then it is a done deal.

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. a hot woman worth $1Billion to fuck him or her and marry him or her is a done deal. I suppose that makes sense.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

you are very smart alice.

 

[Alice]

I haven't heard anything like that before: Chris said I smart alice are.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

you are smart

 

[Alice]

Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Chris.

 

[UncleBacon]

do you masterbate?