Good wish/bad wish

[moonshot]

Ok, this is how this game works.

I wish for something good. Then you reply that my wish is granted but in a bad way. Here's an example:

My post:

I wish my loud neighbors would move away.


Your post:

Wish granted!! But a tribe of hillbillies move in and the two big ones constantly say, "You sure gotta purty mouth."

I wish my girlfriend would say yes, when I ask her to get married.


Next post:

Your wish is granted. But she says yes to your dad instead of you. She's now your mom.

I wish..........

You get the picture?


Okay, I'll start.

I wish I had a pizza.




Don't forget to make a wish after you grant one.

 

[Magic P]

wish granted. your pizza would taste like a mixture of jam and meet and salad dressing. Is that how you play? I wish I could get As in all the subjects I am doing at college.

 

[drb]

wish granted but then you find out they changed the requirements for your major.

i wish i won the lottery

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted, but then you got audited by the IRS and not only lost the money, but ended up doing federal time too.

I wish I could touch myself right now.

 

[drb]

wish granted but it falls off

 

[Boomer]

You gotta wish or what? *taps foot*

 

[drb]

oops sorry

i wish for world peace.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

wish granted, but in order for world peace to be accomplished all humans on the earth die, and cockroaches run the earth and live in peace.

i wish I looked like Jessica Alba!

 

[drb]

with granted but it when she's 60

i wish to lose 20 more pounds.

 

[memento_mori]

wish granted! but unfortunately you lost 20lbs of your internal organs.

i wish i were in a pile of horny girls.

 

[Boomer]

wish granted, but they are all deformed and missing a limb of some sort

I wish I had a beer.

 

[memento_mori]

you get the beer, but it's a budweiser. and its warm. and it gives you cancer.

i wish more people were posting on offtopicz right now.

 

[Boomer]

wish granted, but all of their posts are negative and followed by infamous red rep.

wish I could get outa work.

 

[GraceAbounds]

You are out of work, but now you are out of cash and your sorry butt is living on the streets.

I wish I was finished with college and working in my posh new job.

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted. Now your working at your posh new job and someone down in research added water to a fuzzy specimen. It began hatching little grean goblins out of its back that are slowly begining to take over the building. You are scared...very scared.

I wish I didnt have flat feet.

 

[memento_mori]

your feet grow to be irregularly round, letting you fit in with the green goblins that hatched out of the specimens back. you become king of the goblins, but a panda is killed in the global take over.


i wish to be higher than a bathroom slave in your new world order.

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted. You are now apointed to hold my penis while I pee. A large step up from bathroom slave. I pay you in ass penies.

I wish I had a sword.

 

[memento_mori]

you get a sword, through your neck when i lead the human revolt.

i wish i had someone to argue with in the debate thread

 

[Boomer]

You get your wish, but its someone who can always bring up fact and proof to prove any of your arguments wrong! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[memento_mori]

pacman jones makes it rain a million dollas all ova youz. then punches you in the face for stealing his money. gun shots ensue. the nfl commissioner is angry.

i wish the new madden would come out