Gah, I need help!

[Dodge_Sniper]

So my Medical Skills teacher is a jackass. We have to do a current event each Thursday, and then 1 for each day we miss. Well, I fell off my 4-wheeler(I'll explain that one later!), and ended up missing two days, meaning I have 3 freakin' current events to do. Basically, I have to find a current event in the medical field and do a 5 paragraph summary of it(5 paragraph summary, how the hell?).

Well, I've got some articles, and a paragraph or two in summary for one, but I'm having a really hard time getting them into 5 paragraphs. Anybody think they could help me out?

 

[Peter Parka]

I dunno! How about doing the article all in pictures and videos on broken legs? You could use that WWE Sycho Sid video on youtube for starters!:dunno

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Nice! Rep'd!

 

[Caprica]

Hey, COOL. So people do each others homework here. Should have signed up sooner.... I'll do your current events and you can take my SATs. K?

 

[TheLightedPath]

5 paragraphs isn't that much.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Hey, COOL. So people do each others homework here. Should have signed up sooner.... I'll do your current events and you can take my SATs. K?

Uhm, no, I didn't ask them to do it did I? I have some of it done, but I'm having trouble getting 5 paragraphs.

5 paragraphs isn't that much.

Yeah, but I'm used to doing much shorter current events. And with 3 of them to do by tomorrow, I'm extremely pissed off at my teacher.

 

[Caprica]

It probably won't be good for my reputation to be giving someone a hard time on my first day here, BUT.....maybe you'd get more done if you weren't on the Internet???

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Ok, dood, you're right, giving somebody a hard time on your first day isn't good for your reputation.

I'm online because I can multitask. It's the wonders of the internet. We can either search through piles of magazines, hoping for a medical-related article, or we can go online and search very quickly for medical-related articles. So I chose the internet route. Getting more done and being online has nothing to do with me not being able to figure this out.

 

[dt3]

Ok, dood, you're right, giving somebody a hard time on your first day isn't good for your reputation.

Actually, I repped him for it. +300 rep for him.

 

[Caprica]

Actually, I repped him for it. +300 rep for him.

Yes. And "he" thanks you very much.

 

[dt3]

Yes. And "he" thanks you very much.

So I take it you're a she then?

My bad, you never said