Gah, I need help!

So my Medical Skills teacher is a jackass. We have to do a current event each Thursday, and then 1 for each day we miss. Well, I fell off my 4-wheeler(I'll explain that one later!), and ended up missing two days, meaning I have 3 freakin' current events to do. Basically, I have to find a current event in the medical field and do a 5 paragraph summary of it(5 paragraph summary, how the hell?).

Well, I've got some articles, and a paragraph or two in summary for one, but I'm having a really hard time getting them into 5 paragraphs. Anybody think they could help me out?
 
Hey, COOL. So people do each others homework here. Should have signed up sooner.... I'll do your current events and you can take my SATs. K?

Uhm, no, I didn't ask them to do it did I? I have some of it done, but I'm having trouble getting 5 paragraphs.

5 paragraphs isn't that much.

Yeah, but I'm used to doing much shorter current events. And with 3 of them to do by tomorrow, I'm extremely pissed off at my teacher.
 
Ok, dood, you're right, giving somebody a hard time on your first day isn't good for your reputation.

I'm online because I can multitask. It's the wonders of the internet. We can either search through piles of magazines, hoping for a medical-related article, or we can go online and search very quickly for medical-related articles. So I chose the internet route. Getting more done and being online has nothing to do with me not being able to figure this out.
 
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