I told myself I'd stop drinking until the 5th which is my friends annual beach party... well I might put this hiatus on hiatus for a day. A woman I went to elementary school with will be in the area and ask me to have a beer.... :surrender
Don't do it! Tell her your goal. Drink a chocolate milk and show her you can still squirt it out your nose! :jkI told myself I'd stop drinking until the 5th which is my friends annual beach party... well I might put this hiatus on hiatus for a day. A woman I went to elementary school with will be in the area and ask me to have a beer.... :surrender
Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!Tell her you have hep c and you liver is giving out im sure she will understand
If I were a tool I'd a dildo and I'd be f.... :ninjaIf you give in you're a tool
Beer is safer... fish don't fuck in it.drink water, enjoy it...
Beer is safer... fish don't fuck in it.
don't drink beer
if you dont want to say the truth just say you are on antibiotics or some other medications and you can not drink
i know not good to lie but small lie like this that don't hurt anyone sometimes are good.
I forgot about that part. I suppose a turd or two would be ok as long as they weren't floaters.:24::homo:
Or shit in it!:willy_nilly:
True but you really dont have to lie if you have a friendship with her
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