Five Smart-Ass Winning Answers

[memento_mori]

i got it from some stand up, but it's still funny.

whenever someone snaps their fingers to call me over, i wait for them to stop and then inform them:

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come."

 

[monetmelly]

i so need to use one of these lol

 

[Mase]

I've heard much better smart arse answers than those 5. Still funny.

 

[Destroyer Dave]

lol I'm totally digging #3 and 1