Favorite Movie Quotes

[pjbleek]

That movie is awesome!

I love that scene!!!!

nah, you just like guys in a uniform


:jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[HottyToddyChick]

Well, there is that aspect to it... hehe

I just like those kinds of movies. I loved GI Jane, too.

To stay on topic- right after she gets abused by Urgayle: "Master Chief- suck my dick!" Loved it!

 

[AUDRAA]

nah, you just like guys in a uniform


:jk:jk:jk:jk

who the hell doesnt?!

 

[Wookiegirl]

My absolute favorite movie of all time. :clap

:homo:

 

[atajay]

Here are 3 of my fav that are more on the dark humor side:

" Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? "

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

which then follows up with this

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

 

[augie]

"hand me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker" Benicio Del Torro's character in The Usual Suspects.
that scene is awesome!!

and ANYTHING frank TJ Mackey's character says during his "Respect the Cock, Tame the Cunt" monologue from Magnolia!

 

[SammyStephens]

So damn many. Here is a few

Snatch- Bricktop
In the quiet words of the virgin Marry, Come again?

Usual Suspects- Virgil Kent
The best trick the devil ever pulled was proving to the world that he didn't exist

And like that.......he's gone!!


Blues Brothers- Jake
I hate Illinois Nazis

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas - Duke Roul
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

You can't stop here, this is bat country!!!

 

[Staci]

I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.

omg love that one

 

[Panic]

Cheer up, Tony. And day above ground is a good day.....Scarface

 

[flipx]

Snatch

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

"Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off."

 

[ghusa]

Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon: My style, you can call the art of fighting without fighting.

 

[DemisE]

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." from fight club.

 

[Staci]

Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

 

[katt]

Movie: Analyze it...

The gangaster goes to the shrink and tells him that he is having a mistress and a wife... Shrink asks him why does he do that he could have great sex with his wife too... Ganster answers freaked out... (that's my favorite quote).... With the mouth that she kisses my children?

 

[jassilem]

I am watching Pay It Forward again...

 

[Chuikov]

"What happened? Bourne happened."

 

[adilgenius7]

The entire movie Supertroopers. Hillarious and dry.