A Harmony Korine themed reply, here:
Gummo
Cowboy #1: This shitty-ass rabbit stinks!
Cowboy #2: I know.
Cowboy #1: He smells like pussy! He smells like an asshole!
Cowboy #2: [
to Bunny Boy, the "rabbit"] Hey, motherfucker!
Cowboy #1: Smells like wetback dick!
Cowboy #2: They smell like a pound of bullshit!
(The cowboys are little kids)
Midget: I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay
Solomon: [
voiceover] Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you'd be dead.
Mister Lonely (a movie about celebrity impersonators)
Michael Jackson: I don't know if you know what it is like to want to be someone else, to not want to look like you look, to hate your own face and to go completely unnoticed. I have always wanted to be someone else. I have never felt comfortable the way I am. All I want is to be better than myself, to become less ordinary and to find some purpose in this world. It is easier to see things in others, to see things you admire and then try and become that. To own a different face, to dance a different dance, and sing a different song. It is out there waiting for us, inviting us to change. It is time to become who we are not. To change our face and become who we want to be. I think the world is a better place that way.
Abe Lincoln: Abe fuckin' Lincoln.
This next one is a lot better when you see what happens next but this is by far the most chilling scene of the movie.
The Marilyn Monroe Impersonator (talking to her husband, Charlie Chaplin): Sometimes I look at you and you seem more like Adolf Hitler than Charlie Chaplin.
Julien Donkey-Boy
Father: Don't scream. I don't want you to scream. Be a man and quit that moody brooding.