Eventhough it's raining, I HATE umbrellas!!

[Charmer]

Yes, it's true. I don't have a phobia about them, I just think they're pretty useless.

1) They're too wide.
2) If two people of different heights are walking side-by-side "sharing" an umbrella, one person WILL get wet.
3) The umbrella the person next to me's holding always pokes me or bumps into bushes, trees, buildings and fences.


I'd rather get soaking wet....

...as I did this morning while walking my daughter to school. She had an umbrella and a jacket with a hood; I had nothing covering my head. My daughter said I look like I'm sweating to death!

Oh, by the way, I hate umbrellas, yes I do!

That's all!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I baseball cap works better for me anyway. As long as my glasses stay dry I'm good to go.

 

[Boomer]

I stand in the rain. I like to drink beer in the rain. I love the rain. I miss it soooooo much.

 

[Tim]

I've never owned an umbrella in my life. I just don't see the need for them.

 

[NightWarrior]

I stand in the rain. I like to drink beer in the rain. I love the rain. I miss it soooooo much.

Come visit me in Seattle dude. You will be in a constant drunken stuper the next several months because we are in rainy season...

 

[Boomer]

Ive always wanted to make my way to Seattle, just for that. Im gonna move out there one of these days.

 

[dt3]

I hate umbrellas too.

 

[Charmer]

I've never owned an umbrella in my life. I just don't see the need for them.

Me neither. My daughter always says, always, for years now, "Are you sure you don't want an umbrella?" or "Are you sure you don't want to share my umbrella?"

I DON'T LIKE UMBRELLAS, PEOPLE! REMEMBER THAT! :smiley24:

 

[Boomer]

LOL Ok Ok man! Just calm down and give me the knife.

 

[Peter Parka]

I hate how people walk along, not watching where the're going with umbrellas and nearly poke your eye out!:mad My big green parka works just fine for me though normally I have the hood down. I shave my hair off so my head drys a lot quicker than my coat!

 

[NightWarrior]

I hate how people walk along, not watching where the're going with umbrellas and nearly poke your eye out!:mad My big green parka works just fine for me though normally I have the hood down. I shave my hair off so my head drys a lot quicker than my coat!

Shouldn't you be watching where your going too?

 

[Peter Parka]

Shouldn't you be watching where your going too?

Yes but its hard to get out of the way when the're taking up the whole pavement and I'd get run over if I stepped into the road!:mad

 

[Boomer]

I thought you guys rode bikes and sheep over there. Of course one is rode quite differently than the other!

 

[NightWarrior]

I thought you guys rode bikes and sheep over there. Of course one is rode quite differently than the other!

Haha Boomer, not nice though!

 

[Ria]

I thought you guys rode bikes and sheep over there. Of course one is rode quite differently than the other!

Ha ha - no, only certain places like Cambridge and Oxford I think, have push bikes (bicycles as in non motor ones).

The sheep thing is in a completely different world Booms - that's Wales, they are supposedly renound for sh*****ing sheep - allegedly (*phew*, that just about covers my back by saying allegedly, it's a legal issue thing ya know ).

The Welsh really don't like the English, but not sure why. I think they just have such a jealous streak in them and massive chips on their shoulders, that they don't like us for how good we are!!!!!! Or, something like that.

There are always the odd few who will be OK though, as in anywhere.

 

[Peter Parka]

I think the Welsh hate us because we kicked their arse and made them just another region of England 800 years ago. Oh, and because we're better than them at their national game of rugby!

 

[Boomer]

You guys were doing that to everyone, my ancestors are Irish and Scottish, but I dont hate ya! I guess its cause America OWNED yer asses! LOLLERSKATES

 

[Peter Parka]

Oh, the Scottish and Irish hate us just as bad though at least the Scottish and Welsh don't keep trying to blow us up!:willy_nilly:Its a mystery though why, if the Irish hate us so much, the all keep moving to London!

 

[Boomer]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You fucked up fuckin with the Irish dood. They are vindictive as hell.

 

[Peter Parka]

You got that right, you ever see them in a fight? The're nasty bastards who don't know when the're beat and keep coming back for more!:willy_nilly: