down side of working in a pub

[Peter Parka]

It wasn't mine though. I was more pissed off about missing half the West Ham match while fleeing to another pub before the cops came after having to sit through my Tott and Arse scum mates watching their match. :thumbdown

 

[Thornless]

Those wankers.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well I'd call them cunts (I do anyway) but wankers fits the profile pretty much too. :thumbup

 

[Thornless]

I'm learning all kinds of fun Euro slang from this new receptionist at work.. but I only remember half of it... she has me in stitches all day laughing.

My favorite, is the 'dogs bullocks' lol.

 

[Peter Parka]

Just remember, wanker isn't appropriate in certain contents and situations. It has given me some of the best laughs I've even had hearing Americans trying to fit in and say wanker very inapropriately. My favorite was when I saw an American in London go up to a vicar and say "You look like a real wanker!"

:24::24::24:

Got to admit, I completely agreed with her but funny shit all the same! :24::24::24:

 

[Thornless]

Just remember, wanker isn't appropriate in certain contents and situations. It has given me some of the best laughs I've even had hearing Americans trying to fit in and say wanker very inapropriately. My favorite was when I saw an American in London go up to a vicar and say "You look like a real wanker!"

:24::24::24:

Got to admit, I completely agreed with her but funny shit all the same! :24::24::24:

Oh I'd go out of my way to be inappropriate I'd meet some nice drinking buddies that way

 

[pinkporridge]

actully i had a foreign guy in a few weeks ago.. he asked if he could put his head between my boobs... he then laughed and said sorry i dont speak english.. since him and his mates were pissing them selves i get a sneaking suspicion than he knew exactly what he said...

 

[AUFred]

actully i had a foreign guy in a few weeks ago.. he asked if he could put his head between my boobs... he then laughed and said sorry i dont speak english.. since him and his mates were pissing them selves i get a sneaking suspicion than he knew exactly what he said...

Was his nickname "Motorboat"?:24::24::24:

 

[pinkporridge]

LOL.. may well have been.. he was very unattractive however.. i just gave him "THE LOOK" and walked away

 

[AUFred]

LOL.. may well have been.. he was very unattractive however.. i just gave him "THE LOOK" and walked away

I bet you can cut a man in half with those dark eyes.

 

[pinkporridge]

he tried to appologise but i just gave him the look again and he knew to give up on it.. i wasnt really bothered.. i just like to make ppl feel guilty for being a twat

 

[AUFred]

he tried to appologise but i just gave him the look again and he knew to give up on it.. i wasnt really bothered.. i just like to make ppl feel guilty for being a twat

Best line ever. I was in a bar several years ago and it was modeled on an Irish Pub setting. All the barmaids wore a low neck top. I heard this one barmaid tell the guy 4 or 5 times "Hey my eyes are up here, about 10 inches higher!":24::24::24::24:

 

[pinkporridge]

owned

 

[FuglyStick]

Best line ever. I was in a bar several years ago and it was modeled on an Irish Pub setting. All the barmaids wore a low neck top. I heard this one barmaid tell the guy 4 or 5 times "Hey my eyes are up here, about 10 inches higher!":24::24::24::24:

In his defense, I will stare at cleavage. A lot.

 

[AUFred]

In his defense, I will stare at cleavage. A lot.

do you talk to cleavage?:eek

 

[pinkporridge]

i get ppl starign at my boobs all the time.. even when there covered up

 

[Tangerine]

i get ppl starign at my boobs all the time.. even when there covered up

Bullshit without Pics.

 

[ssl]

Bullshit without Pics.

dude, there are plenty of pictures of other people (particularly in the pronografx circle) on the interwebs; get ur rocks off on those; quit pesterin our community.

(or just ask in pm, let the convo be a little bit more discrete...)

 

[Tangerine]

dude, there are plenty of pictures of other people (particularly in the pronografx circle) on the interwebs; get ur rocks off on those; quit pesterin our community.

(or just ask in pm, let the convo be a little bit more discrete...)

Dude, learn to spot HUMOR when you see it. Not everything is literal, OK?

Or do you just "get your rocks off" telling other people how to behave?

 

[ssl]

Dude, learn to spot HUMOR when you see it. Not everything is literal, OK?

Or do you just "get your rocks off" telling other people how to behave?

figuratively speaking, sight is literal.

how far down the rabbit hole would you like to travel?