Well, you'd better not flash your lights at anyone that doesn't have their own on, don't pump gas for fear of HIV infected needles in the handle, uhm... oh, don't get change out of pay phones for the same reason as gas pumps. Uhm, don't eat onions because they're bacteria magnets, don't put decorative magnets on your refrigerator because they cause cancer, don't use free perfume samples because they'll kill you. What else? Don't use optical mice because they cause cancer as well. You can get syphilis from eating at the Olive Garden. Don't let your kids play in ball pits, because there are HIV infected needles there too. Don't use Mr. Clean magic erasers, because they contain formaldehyde. Don't get coffee at Tim Horton's because there's nicotine in it. Don't use lipstick because there's lead in it. Definitely don't re-use plastic bottles, because that will give you cancer as well.
Are you sensing a pattern here.....?
You could get into a car accident driving to the grocery store... does that mean you shouldn't drive anymore? You could possibly choke on a peanut and die. Should you not eat peanuts anymore? Something bad could happen with anything that you do... so maybe you should stay in bed all day long, maybe cover yourself with bubble wrap before leaving the house. Wait. That'd probably cause cancer as well. :24:
You're just playing into the fear game.
