I don't find any of it funny. I think the OP has some serious mental issues to think that abortion, child abuse, and domestic violence are humorous in ANY way, and then draws the line at rape? How does that make any fucking sense? It doesn't. But, I'm gonna go ahead and take a stab in the dark and say he's not married, doesn't have children, and his friends are a bunch of real assholes. It's one thing to be able to laugh at yourself, your race/ethnicity, your situation, etc. But when you start making jokes about something so widespread as domestic violence, you look a lot less funny, and lot more like an asshat. I'd bring up the fact that in a home where a man is beating his wife (or vice avers), not only is the wife (or husband) suffering, but so are the children. Only, you don't give a rats ass about children either? I can only pray that no woman or child will ever have to be "graced" with your presence. Really, there are plenty of other things in this world to laugh about and you choose something like this. It only shows the kind of character you have.