Do You Read In The Toilet?

[justmee]

for two weeks i had to read the package of kotex and shampoo bottles because that was all she had in her bathroom. i only packed clothes, i didnt pack bathroom reading material...lol

 

[dkwrtw]

took an especially messy shit today, was forced to wash my hands

 

[Haus]

took an especially messy shit today, was forced to wash my hands

If By any chance I meet you, just letting you know I wont be shaking your hand haha

 

[dkwrtw]

If By any chance I meet you, just letting you know I wont be shaking your hand haha

It's an Oregonian thing, we think that hygiene is for the gays.

 

[justmee]

It's an Oregonian thing, we think that hygiene is for the gays.

for the gays? i would think that gays dont mind a little poop on there dicks...lol

 

[dkwrtw]

for the gays? i would think that gays dont mind a little poop on there dicks...lol

they generally wash it off when they're done, that is frowned upon around here.

 

[Thornless]

It's an Oregonian thing, we think that hygiene is for the gays.

I m never going to Oregonian or accepting anyone from there as a client. :yuk

 

[dkwrtw]

Oregon is an excellent(though stinky) place to live, I wouldn't live anywhere else.

 

[Thornless]

Oregon is an excellent(though stinky) place to live, I wouldn't live anywhere else.

Glad to hear :24::surrender

 

[NicAuf]

I almost cannot take a crap now without having something to read while on the pot.

 

[dkwrtw]

I can't concentrate on anything other than the ferocious stream of diarrhea spewing forth from my anus.

 

[Azazel]

 

[NicAuf]

I can't concentrate on anything other than the ferocious stream of diarrhea spewing forth from my anus.

Lovely......:24:

 

[Minor Axis]

I am about to go poop again. and I probably won't be washing my hands.

And you probably sniff your fingers too...

Reading helps me relax and allow the right thing to happen.

 

[dkwrtw]

And you probably sniff your fingers too...

that's fucking disgusting, what kind of animal do you take me for? :yuk

 

[Minor Axis]

that's fucking disgusting, what kind of animal do you take me for? :yuk

One who does not wash his hands after taking a dump? You are the one that said it. Lol. Hey, I'm just trying to be helpful. It's better to be hygienic, ya know...

 

[dkwrtw]

pfffft, hygiene is overrated, I haven't showered or washed my clothes in six months!

 

[itsmeJonB]

i didnt vote



hm

 

[Minor Axis]

pfffft, hygiene is overrated, I haven't showered or washed my clothes in six months!

Actually the dirtier you are, the more your immune system works, the healthier you are. That is unless you catch something that maims or kills you. It just does not do much for you socially- PU. Btw, I don't believe you.

 

[Francis]

I read on the toilet.. I read my laptop and all the BS on OTz and boy is it great to make me go.. :24::24: