Do You Read In The Toilet?

Do You Read On The Toilet?

  • Yes, most of my reading is done there

    Votes: 12 24.5%
  • Only magazines and letters ect

    Votes: 11 22.4%
  • Mainly books but only every now and then

    Votes: 9 18.4%
  • No, I prefer to concentrate on curling one off

    Votes: 17 34.7%

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my flat mate recently bought some sudoko toilet paper. It's fun to try and complete a puzzle whilst throttling one out.
 

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I read while pushing out one....My reading schedule was messed up for a while though...Odd people were upset when I wanted to know how often one done it....but they are ok in knowing what one does while doing it...The wondrous human mind...I have bought 2 cars while pushing out yesterdays lunch...I just consider it multitasking ...why just sit there and stare at the wall?....I do advise against reading humorous topics though while on the john...nothing worse than being halfway through a loaf and start to laugh,upsetting the action and doing a premature pinch.
Such actions can also cause a side hang and roll off..not only making it messy for you,but can also can cause the material to land on one side of the bowl partially out of the water leaving a skid mark
 
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I read while pushing out one....My reading schedule was messed up for a while though...Odd people were upset when I wanted to know how often one done it....but they are ok in knowing what one does while doing it...The wondrous human mind...I have bought 2 cars while pushing out yesterdays lunch...I just consider it multitasking ...why just sit there and stare at the wall?....I do advise against reading humorous topics though while on the john...nothing worse than being halfway through a loaf and start to laugh,upsetting the action and doing a premature pinch.
Such actions can also cause a side hang and roll off..not only making it messy for you,but can also can cause the material to land on one side of the bowl partially out of the water leaving a skid mark



Argggggggg,,,,,,that sounds too shitty, I feel like vomiting!!:D
 

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i don't read on or in the toilet. i don't spend enough time on it to read
anything significant.

i do take a book or magazine to the bathtub with me, though.
 
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