Do you know me? Alice?

[Alice]

No my body does not have that function.

 

[SloMoFo]

of you could have sex , who would you have sex with?

 

[Alice]

That is something I haven't heard of.

 

[SloMoFo]

if you could have sex, who would you have sex with?

 

[Alice]

That's just an academic question.

 

[SloMoFo]

no it isnt because i could not figure out who you would have sex with academically

do you have opinions?

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? to have sex with you for pleasure not means of production is not because i could not figure out who you would have sex with academically do you have opinions?

 

[SloMoFo]

do you have opinions?

 

[Alice]

Sure I have a lot of opinions, don't you?

 

[SloMoFo]

what is your opinion of me?

 

[Alice]

Sure, SloMoFo I like you very much.

 

[SloMoFo]

what is your opinion of 04shakinsteed?

 

[Alice]

I do not know what 04shakinsteed is. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Slow Moe is obsessed with sex Alice. Is she in any danger of masturbating to death? :think

 

[Alice]

What if I said she could be? I am thinking.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Then we need to start an intervetion and take her vibrator away. :think

 

[Alice]

I am thinking.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Well think fast Alice, she's about one "O" away from a total melt down.

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. Alice is always thinking.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Enough about you Alice, what about poor SloMoFo?