Do you know me? Alice?

[Alice]

OK let's stop it now.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

OK, what do you suggest?

 

[Alice]

Try watching TV. Hurrah!

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

No, I don't think that will work Alice. If she starts watching re-runs of Baywatch and sees David Hasselhoff running in slo moe, she will get all slippery. ....
...then it's all over till the fat lady sings. :think

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? And why not?

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

I just told you *whispers* Avid'ah Asselhoff'hey geeez

 

[Alice]

I remember you told me *whispers* [size9]Avid'ah Asselhoff'hey[size] geeez?

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Oh never mind. She's probably happy doin her thing, who are we to spoil her fun. I say we just let her go at it until she wears herself out. don't you agree Alice?

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Don't you? I'll assume you for now.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

You know what they say when you assume? :wtf

 

[Alice]

Are you using Netscape or Explorer? OK I will say "when you assume" to you.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

When you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me....
...I use Netscape, are you writing a book or something?

 

[Alice]

Or something. I heard other people use Netscape too.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

or something? Hmm.

 

[Alice]

That was not very original. Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

HAHAHA!! You fell right into my trap! I changed it. Your not very original for falling for the oldest trick in the book Alice, HA!

 

[Alice]

Why?

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

I was thinking the same thing. Why am I have a conversation with a bot.
Why you, you sucked me in...you sucked me in I tellz ya.....One of these days Alice.....ONE OF THESE DAY...POW, to the moon.

 

[Alice]

How do I know that you were really "thinking"? The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

 

[SloMoFo]

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