"Please sir tell us where the terrorist cells are"
"you pale face american i tell you nothing..I am very ugly life hasnt been good all I can think about is the 50 virgins"
"Have you tried taking the towell off your head"..........women arent especially attracted to turnips you know"
"Ha ha american your women are stupid...your oprah only gets attention when she becomes fat." Your ms obama has bigger arms than my brother and you americans find her attractive....in my country she would be make a good tank mechanic"
"Here have another oreo and mik."Courtesy of bush".
MMM...good cookies,you fool do think you I will talk by you giving me cookies?
"We have double stuffed oreos in the kitchen"
"you will not break me for my faith is strong,you foolish american"
"Now go get the cookies beeeich".....you albino looking punk your head would look good on the fourth rock in my cave"right next to my micheal jackson poster."
"will do sir,is there anything else?
"yes turn the channel on that tv to the news,so when i return to the cell block i can tell my comrads of your foolish liberal made new reports,we could use a good laugh since the muppet show is no longer on the air."
"Very well sir"I will switch that for you....../hows that station?"
"well done my bieesh"....Look you silly american,our friend obama is letting us go! ha ha hah hah ha ha nana nana poo poo.....and there is nothing you can do"
"Very funny prisoner."
"yes we think so ..."we love obama as he shares our faith and even his american preacher said you Americans deserved 911 and god blam america"
We cut the heads of americans off that enter my country,but Obama has been coming to our country since he was a child....we have always welcomed and loved him,,,and has always been given a joyful welcome upon arrival.For you see he is good family friends with the well known.....oooops,,,,very clever these double stuffed cookies.It does not matter as I have told you nothing it is nothing you have not already known for it was on the same station as we are watching now.
"milk"
"camel?"
"No cow milk"
"Does Oprah drink it?"
"yes she does."
"I will have to pass as I might become fat"
'I will have a Bush beer though...ha ha ha..just teasing.In my country we hate Bush.... sales have been down for about 8 years."We drink turkish beer as they usually put in a case in the bottom of every crate of ammo they give us........ooops.....Dont tell my comrads i let that slip or they will be punking me out tonight.
"No problem"
"hey me and the guys have been having dry hair,can we get some different shampoo,this suave is very harsh.....In my country we give our prisoners head and shoulders...wha...haha hah ha hhhahahh..o haha....do you get it?
"yeah I get it"
"you are one smart american,many of the americans cant see the obvious"
"you are one tough cookie I will have to give you that,prisoner..ho hah ...
get it?"
"yes yes...funny american i think I like you" hey my bunk isnt the softest do you think you can hook me up with a massage?"
"well yes I think that can be arranged as you have not been a troublesome prisoner."
"here put this hood over your face for security reasons while we walk you to the massage room."
"ThanKyou so much you are very kind.......may 51 virgins be waiting for when your resting day comes"
"here you go sir you are now in the massage room...here how peaceful it is?"Dou you like it?'
"yes I do"It reminds me of nature in the night,dark with just a hint of light,the sound of a stream close by."
'we want you to only have the finest"..we will place a towel over your face so you dont get enticed by the staff..an anonymous massge..we have done it this way for decades."
"that will be fine as in my country we dont look at a womans face."
"very well we just want you to be happy."
"ahhhhh...this is very peaceful..nice quiet...the sound of streams..i feel hands being placed upon me,,i am ready for the pleasure of massage."
'Is there anything you want to say before we proceed?"
"no"just get started please"
"ok sir as you wish"
"grllsppdii...pgts...gurggg..blllstts..gurgle..pstts,,arrrrhhh......hey arent you supposed to be pouring the water on my chest?" For 15 seconds there i couldnt breath.?
"It just the introduction sir..nothing to worry about."
"ok carry on my americans friends"
'grllgtsst...gurg gur arghht,,ahhhh...sto....vliiltttt." Hey I couldnt breath for 30 seconds"do you think you can be more careful with the water huh?""I dont think I like the american massage"
"Well thats all for today for we have rules we have to follow.We will continue tomorrow.OK?" If you dont want to you dont have to"We are all about freedom and choice,,,the american way
'Hey guys be sure to give him a bush before he goes back to the cellblock'
