Ask me any question ..... Just don't expect to like the answer :D

[jassilem]

Talking to Bill today is like knocking your head against the wall. Totally pointless.. :eek

 

[RedRyder]

Talking to Bill today is like knocking your head against the wall. Totally pointless.. :eek

:willy_nilly: :nod:

 

[Alien Allen]

Talking to Bill today is like knocking your head against the wall. Totally pointless.. :eek

ok I am gonna take the litmus test and ask the daughter and wife about this lesbian question.

if they agree with me then that answers it for good as they are always right

if they tell me I am wrong then you will never know the truth

 

[RedRyder]

Not at all

Did I not say I would like to be a lesbian :24:

Okay okay...... sheesh....

 

[RedRyder]

ok I am gonna take the litmus test and ask the daughter and wife about this lesbian question.

if they agree with me then that answers it for good as they are always right

if they tell me I am wrong then you will never know the truth

Jackass! :mad

 

[Alien Allen]

ok the wife explained it better than anybody here has.

she says there are homosexuals that due to their faith would not act out.

sooooooo, that would lead to the next question which is whether a bisexual could be a virgin. and why not

homo, hetero, bi ........... all with the same ending. so I think i still am right

 

[jassilem]

Typical male his wife told him he was wrong and now he's thinking he's still right.

 

[Alien Allen]

Typical male his wife told him he was wrong and now he's thinking he's still right.

except in your house where your husband leans left

 

[RedRyder]

Can you put your wife on for a minute.... go look for cracks in the ceiling or something...



Hi, Mrs. Alien Allen.... you husband is seriously full of issues in his comprehension of what a virgin really is. Scroll on up a few to my definition. Makes perfect sense, yes?

I think a good swift kick in the rear section of Mr. Alien Allen is in order. Don't go lightly. Go all out.

Thank you and nice talking to you.

You have my utmost respect and sympathy. If you ever need an ear, just give me a holler.

RedRyder

 

[jassilem]

except in your house where your husband leans left

I have no idea how the fuck to reply to that. :willy_nilly:

 

[Alien Allen]

you forgot the title of this thread :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

I have no idea how the fuck to reply to that. :willy_nilly:

simple

he is the equivalent of an American liberal. and they are known as leftists.

nothing more

nothing less intended

 

[jassilem]

simple

he is the equivalent of an American liberal. and they are known as leftists.

nothing more

nothing less intended

:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

 

[Alien Allen]

:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

what???

he is

nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[Alien Allen]

off to watch The Mentalist

good show :thumbup

 

[jassilem]

what???

he is

nothing to be ashamed about.

Well if you go by Canadian political parties he's not Liberal either...

 

[RedRyder]

Goodnight Bill...
I'll ask you more questions later!

 

[Fox Mulder]

flies

they drive me crazy and are a pain to kill compared to ants

You're crazy--a single ant is easier to kill then a single fly, but once you get ants in your house its difficult as hell to get rid of the bastards. Kind of like some relatives!!! :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

Well if you go by Canadian political parties he's not Liberal either...

that was why I said he was like an American Liberal

 

[jassilem]

that was why I said he was like an American Liberal

He told me to call you a Bush Baby...