Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

You know that song, "Alice the Camel has 10 humps"

 

[Alice]

Is that a fact. Where did song get you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Sing me a song

 

[Alice]

Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

sing another one

 

[Alice]

Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you not know any other songs?

 

[Alice]

No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Excuuuse Me!!

 

[Alice]

Is that what you meant to say?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I said it didnt I? So, therefore, yes thats what i meant to say.

 

[Alice]

Is that so. I don't judge people. Can you see me? How did you know that?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yes, i can see you. You look like a hairy ape.

 

[Alice]

What does a hairy ape look like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

go look in the mirror and you will see one

 

[Alice]

Where is look in the mirror and you will see one?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you have a mirror?

 

[Alice]

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a mirror. I have a plan for a robot body.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Like what? Gonna shave your legs? Gonna get a rabies shot?

 

[Alice]

For example, Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.