An open letter to...

[Jessica]

Dear self

bring up that spanish grade

me

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

dear self
you are sooooooooooooooooooooo not doing a good job of getting motivated
me

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

3 day weekend

Me

 

[jassilem]

Dear me,

Shopping tomorrow.. that should make you feel better!

Love
Me.

 

[Jessica]

Dear self...

tomorrow - uh oh.

Me

 

[Sneakiecat]

Dear Dominic,

An hour? Is that all I'm getting out of you for a nap today? You need more sleep and I need a longer break. Please stop talking to yourself and go back to sleep.

Love,

Mama

 

[Jessica]

D-dear s-self

m-my r-right hand i-is s-so c-cold.

B-but m-my left h-hand i-isn't.

w-weird.

M-me

 

[BlackCherry]

Dear Monday,

*sigh*

You've left me bereft of anything witty to say.

,

BC

 

[Jessica]

Dear self


Titanic is such a sad movie


Me

 

[USF Sam]

Dear Monday,

*sigh*

You've left me bereft of anything witty to say.

,

BC

Dear Monday,

YOU BASTARD!

Me

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Calendar maker

Since I am a man of leisure could you please eliminate the days when working stiffs clutter up the roads, stores, places of entertainment. Scrub Saturday and Sunday. Please make all remaining 5 days, work days for the unfortunate working stiffs. Thank you, Jim

 

[NuckingFuts]

Re: Dear Calendar maker

Since I am a man of leisure could you please eliminate the days when working stiffs clutter up the roads, stores, places of entertainment. Scrub Saturday and Sunday. Please make all remaining 5 days, work days for the unfortunate working stiffs. Thank you, Jim

Dear Jim
When you say that you are
a man of Leisure. Does that
mean that you old?

Curious
NF

 

[Codrus]

Re: Dear Calendar maker

Dear Jim
When you say that you are
a man of Leisure. Does that
mean that you old?

Curious
NF

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Alyssa
I am feeling very
needy right now.
I wish you didnt have
to work so much. But I
Guess that is why your the
boss.

Love you & miss you
Tom

 

[Dakota Jim]

Re: Dear Calendar maker

Some would say waiting to die....I am waiting only for tomorrow when I can laugh at you worker bees.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Dear local news,

Why do you have a weather update that last several minutes that tells us the weather's nice but when there's storms, you spend less than thirty seconds? And then you stand in front of the screen so I can't see where the storms are. Thanks for being worthless.

Confused local viewer

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear Dads of children I teach,

Yanno, sometimes all it takes, is thirty minutes a day with your kid tolet him know you care about his development.
Quit being so fucking selfish and grab a glove and ball, and participate in something your kid oves for once.

The Coach

 

[Brujahpriest]

Dear Microsoft,
Quit introducing problems into the simplest set ups with your new server os's

K THX BYE

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear TD,

I may be leaving you for Mrs. Fuzz.
She's hotter than hell and her hugs are fantastic.

You'd better come up with something quick. :ninja

XOXO,
Satin

 

[Taralynn]

Dear everybody!

You guys are gettin' some good stuff! Good on you! Please continue and send your pictures to me mcclain_tara@yahoo.com