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Keight

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Dear Postman.

Dont be a lazy shit and bring the mail to the mail box..... dumping it on the front lawn kinda defeats the reason you get paid at the end of the week.

Just so you know Im going to make sure there is something sharp your tyre runs over when you come by next.... lets see you handle that!

Yours Satisfied with end result.

Kate :D
 

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Dear Keight,

I feel your pain. A few years ago a postal worker shoved a box into my mail box that was a tad too big for the mailbox. I stood at the box for twenty minutes wiggling the package out.

-Kyle
 

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Dear Kyle.

I beleive the system sucks and should be rectified i would be more than happy to be the one who does it :D

Kate
 

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Dear Kate and Kyle,

We have some excellent postal workers here.
They even hide our packages on the back porch
and wrap them in plastic in case it rains.

They aren't all bad... IJS.

Satin
 

Kyle B

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Dear satinbutterfly,

A postal worker once hid a package in our garage. I can't even try to explain that one!

-Kyle
 

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Dear self

Llevo un traje de flojo rojo. ¿De qué es el traje? Es de lana. Pagué el traje con una tarjeta de crédito. El traje no tiene cremallera pero tiene unos botones. Las mangas son muy largas. Y también llevo los zapatos de tacón alto de elegante. Son oscuros. Pagué para los zapatos con un cheque. Debajo del traje es una camisa blanca. También tengo una bolsa grande. Pagué la bolsa con dinero en efectivo. El bolso es de cuero. El bolso tiene muchos bolsillos. Tengo un cinturón. Es de cuero. Llevo una corbata a rayas.

Me
 

jassilem

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Dear Baby Boy,

I hope you are feeling better now..

When you get sick mommy worries.

Love you baby
Mommy
 

NuckingFuts

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Dear Aly
I am so happy that
today is the day that
you will be joining me
in the VIP!

Love ya babe!
Tom
 

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Dear Steph,

I am very proud of you. What you did yesterday shows that you want to take control of your own life and your own happiness. I know that you were frightened and that you are still nervous about what this will mean to you and for you. I also know that it is in your nature to run away when frightened or if you feel cornered.

However, this time you realized that the person that would be hurt the worst by running would be yourself. Just as importantly, you recognized that this would help not only you but those around you that love you.

Girly, you done good. Now, keep it up. :)


Infinite Hugs-

Sam
 
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