An open letter to...

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Universe,

Thank you for letting me win once today at the track.
Next time though, can you make it more than $3.40,
Especially when my bet was $2.00?

Thanks,
Satin

 

[jassilem]

Dear Liam,

You are the bestest boy.. thanks for the roses and the cards...
Yes I know nanny helped but it was still lovely

Love
Mom

 

[Revenant]

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry for getting arrested, it completely tore my life up and I'm sure it was a hard decision for you to kick me out... Thanks for still being here for me and I hope you have a great mothers day!!

Dear Dad,

You shouldn't have let me move in with you. I would have done better without you. You're a great guy but that bitch of a wife you have is destroying my life more than that wonderful day I got arrested. If I don't get out of this house soon I'll go 100% insane and murder all of Raleigh

Love you both!!!

T-Skan.

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Universe,

Thank you for letting me win once today at the track.
Next time though, can you make it more than $3.40,
Especially when my bet was $2.00?

Thanks,
Satin

Dear Satin,
have one word for you.....
long shots
just saying,
~PJ~

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Audra and Goddess
Thanks and sorry!
Tom

 

[dasb00T]

Dear Mexican restaurant cook-

I love you.

Sincerest love,

BooTay

 

[Staci]

dear fuzz

thanks for the best mothers day ever!
you and the fuzzlets rock

love
fuzzwifers

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear Morgan and Jon,
Jon thanks for the plant and the call today it was sweet I love ya lots even if youre my big baby now.
Morgan thanks for making mommy the great picture at school and playing girls with me today, mommy loves to
go shopping, bake brownies, play with makeup and paint fingernails, although I could have done without the silly string!
you are the greatest kids a mom could ask for XOXO
~A

 

[jassilem]

Dear CMP,
Please have the part I need tomorrow...
This damn rapid clicking is starting to drive me nuts.

Hopefully
Chevy Owner.

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Satin,
have one word for you.....
long shots
just saying,
~PJ~

Dear PJ,

I went with the prettiest horse...

Just sayin,
Satin

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear job

You suck!!! This overtime
you are making us do is
going to make you lose alot of
good C/O's.


Just sayin!

 

[canidae]

Dear Gravity,

I have had enough of you.

Seriously, WTF is up with you constantly pulling stuff outta my hands and sucking it onto the floor?

You act like you're the law or something, and I'm getting quite tired of the physics of it all.

I mean, look, I'm attracted to you and all, but I think it's time I told you . . . I'm seeing another force.

So, if you love me you need to let me go.

Feeling the pull,

Auntie G

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Tommy,

I could really use you right now.
Just sayin.

XOXO,
Satin

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Satin

I think we went through
this like 50 pages ago.
I had no idea how you
felt about me!


Tommy

 

[dasb00T]

Dear Guy Who Invented the Teleconference-

I hate you.

B00T

 

[jassilem]

Dear CMP,

Thanks for having my part!

I am a happy turner now

Content
Chevy Owner

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Employee of the Month,

I miss you

Have you ever considered a career overseas? IJS

TD

 

[Goddess]

Dear Tom,

Now that's just damn funny.
Thanks for making me laugh.

Goddess

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Headache,

Please stop.

Thanks,
Satin

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Headache,

Please stop.

Thanks,
Satin

Dear Satin

Eat something and get some fresh air

Bot are available in London!! Lol

TD

Hope you're better soon sweetheart x