An open letter to...

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Friday

You need to recruit
So give her the loot

TD

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dearest TD,

Always wonderful to see you mate,

And on Friday even....This is what we call

A "special occasion"

Regards,
BB

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear BB

Mate?

You're such a closet Brit

I wonder what else you are in the closet about?

TD

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Storage

Have you got your doors stuck!?

TD

 

[Sneakiecat]

Dear Donnie,

Thanks for the good news. I needed it.

Love,
Amber

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear clothing section at Target,

Please stop tempting me.

XOXO,
Satin

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Florida & Tenerife,

Why can't you be closer!

TD

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Headache,

Please go away.

Hurting,
Satin

 

[Staci]

dear satin

on my way to smack your headache around for ya
bad headache making jen feel bad

xoxo
fw

 

[Staci]

dear weekend

please dont disapointment me

gratefully yours
fw

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Mrs. Fuzz,

Kick it's ass C-Bass!

Grateful,
Satin

 

[daniellllleee]

Dear J,

I'm about 70% sure I'm going to grow some balls (so to speak) and kiss you next time we hang out... & you're going to like it.


Dani.










Then we're gonna "do it".

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Singstar

Please don't take my voice again tomorrow
I may need it
If only to talk bollocks!

TD

 

[Staci]

dear dani

nothing like grabbing life by the balls
life sweetie not j

have fun
fw

 

[canidae]

Dear Dust in the Wind,

Knock it the fuck off!

You worked better as a song.

Apparently you didn't get my previous letter asking you to stop flying all over the place getting in my eyes and whatnot.

If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to get even more angry at you and write more letters.

You have been warned!

Regards,

Angry Puppy

 

[Anie]

Dear Craig MacTavish, the coach of the Edmonton Oilers,

You know that thing which Katz said about keeping you? Well I really hope that is a lie, I feel betrayed and hurt from this organization, it's been years of frustrating which the entire city is getting more tired of. What I feel for you is basically anger and tears for all the diappointment you have brought to me, I reconsidered my loyalty to the team and this is what happens after all the times I stayed up late watching games, endless hours of time being a passionate fan... it feels like a waste of time now, until change arrives, meaning getting rid of you to start, then many others.

-Anie...

 

[canidae]

Dear Rain,

Thank you so much for coming to visit

Even if it was at 3AM and I had to run out in you to roll up the windows in my truck :willy_nilly:

Yours,

wet dog

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear wet dog,
I think I can smell you from here.
Tell Goddess you need a bath pronto!
Plugging her nose,
A

 

[canidae]

Dear Evil ~A,

You won last round despite my voting against you.

I realize now, you cannot be stopped.

I propose an alliance between us

Your faithful cur,

~J

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear Faithful Cur,
Im afraid Im going to be beat this time.
Unfortunatly I have been put up against V
and stand no chance.
Enjoyed the ride,
A