An open letter to...

[Mystic]

Dear Fiona,

you're voice is sweet like brown sugar
and my gumdrops melt from your hawtness

lets do'et
Ginger

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear ginger,

phone sex?

,
Fiona

 

[Keight]

Dear Fiona and Gingi

Im tapping your calls

Shrek

 

[Mystic]

dear fiona,

my number is 1800 gum drop

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mistress shrek and ginger,

let's mate
via phone
and sell it
for gum drops

xoxo
fiona

 

[Keight]

Dear Fiona

gumdrops are my specialty

Make with the sex!

Shrek xx

 

[Mystic]

Dear Mistress Shrek,

I have pictures of large marshmallows for added visual

Emailing them now

Ginger

 

[Mystic]

Dear Fiona,

thats phone sex was so hawt my ear has melted to the phone....i must make another.

ginger

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mistress shrek,

all I heard was sex.
Yes.
that's all

xoxo
fiona


Dear Ginger,

that was the hawtest phone sex I've ever had
I hope they don't tape my calls at work

Love ya,
Fiona

 

[canidae]

Dear Samdrewminator,

I think I finally see the way

And your in it

But got permission anywayz

Get bent,

Pit Bull

 

[Wookiegirl]

Dear pit bull,

Wanna bone?

Xoxo,
Wooks

 

[canidae]

Dear Wooks,

you? :nod:

Big Dog

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear doggy,

I always wanna bone

xoxo,
wooks

 

[canidae]

Dear Wooks,

I like playing hide the bone

Horndog

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear horndog,

they dont call me bone swallower for nothin

xoxo
wooks

 

[canidae]

My dearest Wooks,

:eek

I am so totally yours,

Hot Diggity Dog

 

[Mystic]

dear boner and wooks,

:ninja


:eek


opcorn2:

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mystic,

this is not a spectators sport

xoxo
wooks

 

[canidae]

Dear Popcorn,

Come join the fun, pretty one

Anticipatorily yours,

Dual Dog

 

[Darrell]

Dear Lexi,

You're so sexy. If you were an ice cream flavor, I'd weigh 400 lbs.

Always,

Darrell