An open letter to...part two.

[pjbleek]

Dear coffee,

Please make yourself. It would be much appreciated.

Love Kate.

Dear Kate,
Have your coffee pot make me some while it's at it too lol.
Thanks bunches
Shey

Dear ladies,
allow me to make you some coffee...amongst other things....:24::24:
~PJ~

 

[itsmeJonB]

Dear elmo
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
I can't take it anymore!

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear Elmo,
Its ok you dont have to shut up hes a mean mean man we still love you.

 

[FreightTrain]

I noticed the other one got locked. Must have gotten a bit long. So here we go a nice fresh start.

Dear OTz,
Thank you for being so damn awesome.
I've had many ups and downs...more ups, but still some downs.
Eh either way you the best!
<3 Shey

I wouldn't say OTz has given me more ups and downs than a porn site, but it's been entertaining. Many assholes and illiterates here, but I still love 'em!

 

[HK]

Many assholes and illiterates here, but I still love 'em!

I can deal with assholes, it's illiterates that grind my gears :willy_nilly:


Dear Tuesday,

Please arrange to skip everything from the moment I wake up till about 6:15pm on Thursday.

Kind regards,

HK

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear 3 Network,

Why are you lot being an ass and not fixing the internet problem, it worked nicely for two weeks, yet somehow you can't seem too remedy the problem that is occurring right at the moment.

Tuffy

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Landlady,

Stop nicking my milk out of the fridge, I'm paying you rent, so wtf don't you get your own milk and stop being so lazy

Your tenant

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear BBC,

Can you put some more shows on your BBCHD (Not referring to BBC1 HD)channel, as I am getting bored of watching Monty Don wandering around gardens, and the same old nature programmes, though nice that they are, repeating them time after time is rather wretched....lol...

Tuffy

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Austin

You know I am one of your
biggest supporter.
Anytime you need to talk just
let me know.

Tom

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear kids,
You are quite entertaining with your tarantula VS battle hamsters war you are having.
Please try not screaming and yelling so loud tho. Momma has a headache.
Ok so I'd rather write this than tell you guys to lower it because it's so funny watching you that I can handle it....for atleast a few more minutes.
Love
Mom

 

[Natasha]

Dear Vanilla Creme Coffee,

I <3 you. You complete me. See you again soon.

Love,

Your humble slave

 

[freakofnature]

Dear Tim,

Will you marry me?


zirconaz

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Tuesday,
You better go fast.
That is all.
Me.

 

[freakofnature]

Dear Tim,

I'm sorry. I forgot you had died. Perhaps I'll just live at your place. :ninja


Embarressed,

zirconaz

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear myself,

Why the heck do you keep finding gems from your photography......I am trying to store them away once and all, yet some hidden jewels keeping appearing...

Myself

 

[Abcinthia]

Dear Tim,

Will you marry me?


zirconaz

Dear Zirc

You seem to have misspelt my name. It's Kate not Tim.

But sure I'll marry you

Love Kate.

 

[Natasha]

Dear Men of OTz,

Close your eyes for the rest of my post.

Thanks,

Natasha

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Dear Aunt Flo,

Thanks for ruining yet another pair of panties. I hate you. Go suck an egg.

Fuck off,

Me

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Short Weeks.
Oh how I love you.
It's so great knowing the week is half over already!
Sincerely,
Ready for the weekend again...

 

[Pumpkin]

Dear Every single hair dresser I have ever had,

Why do you ALL insist on cutting my hair far shorter than I ask when I am very specific about the length I want!

Sincerely,
Boy cut Kate

 

[Delorean]

Dear Easter Bunny,

Thanks for helping me break yet another new years resolution.
I now have enough spare tyres to kit out an 18 wheeler!
If you're gonna keep doing this, bring me some new fat clothes next year, too.

Sincerely, Delorean.