An open letter to...part two.

[pjbleek]

Dear Quebeckers,
your team from Montreal is not nor will be a team I cheer for...now or ever
~PJ~

 

[FreightTrain]

Dear Balls,
Please place yourselves into the mouth of the internet. It's running far too slow and that just may be what it needs.

Sincerely,
Frustrated with all things digital

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Hollywood,

Can you please produce some good movies, rather the current drivel that is currently showing in the UK

A Movie buff

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Montreal Canadiens,
Ole, ole ole...you are OUT of the playoffs!!!!
Thanks for trying...
~PJ and the Boston Bruins fans~

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Boss Lady,
Can't wait to hear about your morning.
I hope you have a blast cleaning up your office after the birthday decorating/destruction we did this evening.
You are such a fun boss, I know you'll love it! I just wish I would be there by the time you come in!
Impatiently waiting
Shey

 

[bluebird]

Dear 7am,

PLEASE HURRY!!! I WANT SOME DAYS OFF!!!!

Bluebird

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Weekend,
You went by WAYYYYYYY too fast!
I will miss you.
Til we meet again.
Anita

 

[cam elle toe]

Dear co-workers.

I may be new, but I DO know how to close a sale, so stop taking my sales and using my "newness" as the excuse:mad

Signed
Fucking fed up already and looking for something else

 

[retro]

Dear Boss,

I hope you die in a car accident on your way to the office tomorrow.

Sincerely,

Me.

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear you know who:

I really hate fighting.
I wish I knew how to fix it.
If I can let me know.


Tom

 

[Maulds]

Dear Boss,

I hope you die in a car accident on your way to the office tomorrow.

Sincerely,

Me.

Dear retro

wtf_anim:


Sincerely, Darth Maulds

 

[Francis]

Dear retro

wtf_anim:


Sincerely, Darth Maulds

Dear Maulds

From what I understand that was a good day for retro..

Yours truly,
Francis:24:

 

[freakofnature]

Dear Summer,

I love you. Please stay.


Very toasty,
zirc

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Summer Vacation,

Bring it on!
Make it last!

Smilingly Yours,
RedRyder

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Anakin/Darth Vader
I know your secret...
~PJ~

 

[Francis]

Dear Telemarketers,

Stop fucking calling as soon as I sit down to eat.. I already told you I don't want a Mastercard, Visa or American Express card at 18.5% interest, a new High Speed Wireless Access stick for my Laptop and my carpets cleaned. I know your the same freaken person so stop calling..

PS To the church people who ring my door bell 20 times until I answer, every weekend at 7:30 am.. I am about to hook it up to 550 volts. So get ready for a good buzz..

Yours truly,
Francis

 

[BadBoy]

Dear women who have had a baby,

Now we know you put out.

Signed,

Not dickhead.

 

[Natasha]

Dear Cindy Anthony,

I hope you sleep well knowing you were instrumental not only in creating a demonseed, but in making sure that the person that is responsible for MURDERING your grandkid got away w/ it. Your husband shouldn't have been the one in a motel room wanting to eat his gun...IJS.

Rot in hell you miserable bitch,

Me

 

[Natasha]

Dear Nancy Grace,

Now that the trial is over, can we PLEASE retire the moniker "Tot mom"??? I hate that!!! Not to mention she doesn't deserve to be called a mom.

Kthxby,

Me

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

Dear person who keeps writing me letters and leaving them on my windshield,

Please stop. It's really creepy.

Sincerely,
I have a bat and mace