An open letter to...part two.

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Abcinthia

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Dear all,

I'd love to go to firework display. This doesn't really have anything to do with anything anyone is saying, but fireworks are cool.

Love from,

Katieeee
 

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Dear Satin,

Does he show you a clip at least once every couple of months and look for your reaction while it plays hoping you will be blown away by their awesomeness? If so, our men-folk should be friends.

-Boomie





Dear TD,

Girls do not like Rush. I just thought I would tell you the hard truth now, so you can begin the coping process. You may hate me now, but you will thank me later.

-Boomie
 

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Dear Boomie,

Thank goodness no, but we only see each other about every 3 months at the moment so I'm spared. *whew*

I appreciate your support though, and thanks for warning him now.

Grateful,

Satin
 

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Dear TD,

Did you know that the Rush songs on Rock Band have the hardest drum parts ever, even on easy? Random stupid fact that I learned today thanks to one of your fellow Rush fans. *sigh*

-Boomie
 

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Dear Boomie

I don't play Rock Band

Do you imagine I'm the kinda guy that would play that. Or Singstar.....erm. Shut up Satin....don't tell her!

TD
 

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Dear TD,

I am resending my letter to you because I think it might have gotten lost in the mail. It said:

Girls DO NOT like Rush, no matter how many times you play it for them. I just thought I would tell you the hard truth now, so you can begin the coping process. You may hate me now, but you will thank me later.

-Boomie
 

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Dear Satin

Like my bed sheets, curtains and TV, you will also grow to love Rush

TD

Dear TD,

I'm worried you may need medication. Living in a fantasy world isn't healthy.

Concerned,

Satin

Dear TD,

I am resending my letter to you because I think it might have gotten lost in the mail. It said:

Girls DO NOT like Rush, no matter how many times you play it for them. I just thought I would tell you the hard truth now, so you can begin the coping process. You may hate me now, but you will thank me later.

-Boomie

Dear Boomie,

Something tells me men will never get it.

IJS.

Satin
 

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Dear Monday,

I know we've been seeing one another once a week for the last few decades, but I believe it's time we bring our relationship to an end. This isn't something I just wanted to come out and say, but after a lot of thought, I feel it's the only way. I've been seeing your friends Friday Night and Saturday for quite a while now, and to be perfectly honest, they're just more my type.

I know, I know this is difficult to hear. I'm sure there's somebody out there for you. This is a big world, and someday you are going to find a person who enjoys being jolted from a relaxing weekend full of fun into the harsh reality of life you dish out every time you come around. I'm just not the kind of person you need. I cringe as the hour of your arrival draws near, because I know your visit will be laced with stress and grumpiness.

So, it is with a not so heavy heart that I end our 27 year relationship. Please, do not come to see me again. You can take Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday with you as well. Though not nearly as painful to spend time with as you are, they still serve to remind me of the difficult times I've experienced with you.

We'll both be much happier this way, I swear. You will not have to deal with my grumblings when I realize you're making me wake early and get a move on, and I can enjoy the pleasures only your brothers Friday and Saturday know how to give.

I wish nothing but the best for you.

Laure
 
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