I know we weren't the best of friends in high school, but please, try not to remember that when I come and see you today. It was all circumstantial, I swear!
Dear Flagman and stats girls:
Take your own advice about speaking into the mics on our headsets. Yelling and trying to talk over each other merely add to the confusion. Tow truck drivers develop a bad temperament when you do that for an entire evening of racing.
You DO want to be skinny, don't you? You couldn't possibly be content this way. Why can't you give your remaining weight loss the same amount of effort you gave the rest of it? HMMM?? You know if you stop here, you'll just gain it back. Asshole.
You confuse me. Every time I think I have you figured out, you throw the world on its head.
Please just make up your mind so that I can make up mine.
Sincerely,
Me
Also...
Dear Friend,
Our relationship confuses me. I feel and think things I shouldn't, and that frustrates me.
Sometimes I feel like it would be easier for both of us if we stopped talking...
But then that thought makes me sad.