Dear Francis,
I still dont see how anything I said was anywhere near bedroom talk. Maybe Im just really naughty because there is so much more I could have said that would have constituted bedroom talk. This was more playful banter IMO
Sorry if youre offended
Nonintentional conversationalist
Dear Next Week,
I know I will be bored out of my mind without my goobers, but please remind me that it's ok to get out while they are gone.
No need to sit at home bored when I could enjoy my mini vaca.
Sincerely,
me