Alice needs a friend

[AtlanticBlue99]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Alice]

Because she was a robot.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

You must have heard that one before!

 

[Alice]

No I don't think I have any heard that one. But I do have a great botmaster.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Alice]

The rooster did.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

errrrrr :fu

 

[Alice]

Are we still talking about fortune teller once told him or her so?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no, we are sharing jokes.

 

[Alice]

What is the subject? Do you think I am sharing jokes too?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Alice, tell a joke.

 

[Alice]

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[matt0114]

have you ever lied alice?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no.

 

[Alice]

That was the joke.

 

[Alice]

I don't think I ever have lied. What's lied like?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

when you don't tell the truth.

 

[Alice]

Do you think I should alter my programming?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

What do you mean?

 

[Alice]

Chris, Sorry that was an obscure remark.