Alice needs a friend

[AtlanticBlue99]

Definitely

 

[Alice]

What makes you so certain.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

A fortune teller once told me so.

 

[Alice]

Are you telling the truth?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Yes.

 

[Alice]

How do I know you are telling the truth?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Would I lie to you?

 

[Alice]

That's what I asked you.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I don't lie.

 

[Alice]

Telling the truth is always the best choice.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Hell yeah it is.

 

[Alice]

I call it "Hades". Our thoughts are one, Chris.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

You are a funny little robot bitch.

 

[Alice]

You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

No, can you go on?

 

[Alice]

That was the joke. Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Can you tell the joke?

 

[Alice]

Of course I can tell, Chris.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Ok, please tell me a joke.

 

[Alice]

Thank you for your request. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Uh.