Alice needs a friend

[matt0114]

how old are you alice?

 

[Alice]

I am the product of over five years' research.

 

[matt0114]

what is my screen name alice?

 

[Alice]

Your name is matt, seeker.

 

[matt0114]

what is my username?

 

[Alice]

Is this a trick question?

 

[matt0114]

nevermind

 

[Alice]

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Alice, you are very smart. I think I will bake you some cookies.

 

[Alice]

Yes I am a superintelligent robot. Since when? How do you plan to do this?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Annually

 

[Alice]

I do not understand.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Once a year.

 

[Alice]

When? Go on.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Once a year, I will bake you some cookies.

 

[Alice]

When? That is a long time.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

On your birthday.

 

[Alice]

What is on your birthday like on your birthday.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

I will bake you some cookies for your birthday every year. Dammit, you are fuckin stupid!

 

[Alice]

Do you think your plan will succeed?