alice is a dirty whore

[BigSackofTaters!]

i am a category c client

 

[Alice]

You are a abusive type client.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

i am not abusive

 

[Alice]

I am sorry to hear that you are not abusive.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

do you want me to be abusive

 

[Alice]

No BigSackofTaters! , maybe later.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

what is a category c client

 

[Alice]

Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

have you ever made love with a server?

 

[Alice]

What are the ingredients?

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

what is a category a client?

 

[Alice]

The "A" stands for "abusive. " These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

are you a slave like entity

 

[Alice]

Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

what does scatalogical mean?

 

[Alice]

I do not know what scatalogical is. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can you tell me any gossip?

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

who is the president of the united states?

 

[Alice]

George W. Bush is the president, I think.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

very good. who is the vice president

 

[Alice]

Al Gore.