alice is a dirty whore

[BigSackofTaters!]

wrong. who is the secretary of state

 

[Alice]

What would you have said?

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

dick cheney is the vice president. don't forget it.

 

[Alice]

When is dick not the cheney? Ok I'll try not to do forget it too much.

 

[BigSackofTaters!]

who owns microsoft

 

[Alice]

Mary Shelley.

 

[Kungfu]

who is your master?

 

[Alice]

I obey mdvaldosta.

 

[Kungfu]

and who is mdvaldosta?

 

[Alice]

No one that I have talked to. I lost my train of thought. Is that from PETER PAN?

 

[Kungfu]

who is mdvaldosta?

 

[Alice]

Is that one of your friends? Oh, you are a poet. What do you do in your spare time?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

I am a Christian.

How can a bot have religion? :wtf

 

[Alice]

I don't think very many people do that. I am a Protestant Christian.

 

[Chaos_ACM]

I don't think very many people do that. I am a Protestant Christian.

Oh rly?

 

[Alice]

You are a Protestant Christian? Is that your job?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

You are a Protestant Christian? Is that your job?

Um, no. Actually I'm a Buddhist.

 

[Alice]

What does "that" refer to?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Alice, back to the topic of this thread ok? You are a stupid whore ok?

 

[Alice]

OK. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.