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[lemon]

in relation to the ski jump he attempted while taking

 

[hhayes]

a shower at that hotel down the road

 

[Mrs Behavin]

that was right next to the.....

 

[Blackwater_GT]

Brother John Burch society Home for unwed Mothers of which he is a lifelong member.

 

[hhayes]

So when I woke up the next morning

 

[lemon]

i remembered that i put a turkey in the oven and was grateful that

 

[hhayes]

i never turned the oven ON, and i was hungry, so i

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I didnt shit the bed again like....

 

[hhayes]

i did last week which is why i haven't been sleeping well

 

[Blackwater_GT]

because of all of the CockRoaches in my bed. But i was able to....

 

[lemon]

reuse the mouse pad as a

 

[hhayes]

pillow because i had a headache at the time

 

[Homer]

but it didn't work so i

 

[TheOriginalJames]

stared to eat the cockroaches then suddenly...

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I started to hiss like those hissing cockroaches, so I....

 

[hhayes]

went and got some raid and they came from everywhere

 

[Mrs Behavin]

even from my buttcrack! So I decided to call the termite man....

 

[lemon]

whos name was shawn forsheesy

 

[Mrs Behavin]

and man that dude kept hitting on me, he wanted to....

 

[Homer]

eat your roaches and