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[DarthMan]

started singing loud and I was so sad cause...

 

[horseshoeing]

he was gay and had aids

 

[hhayes]

and he just bit my ear and i was angry

 

[DarthMan]

so I took an axe and hit him ...

 

[hhayes]

after such a bad day i decided to

 

[detonator]

go take a bath with a rubber ducky

 

[hhayes]

and then i was so fresh and so clean so i decided to

 

[DarthMan]

go play with my camil...

 

[hhayes]

where no one could see me

 

[lemon]

behind the mower in the shed

 

[Blackwater_GT]

Where I got some head in the shed from a girl named Ned

 

[hhayes]

but then i woke up and got outta bed

 

[horseshoeing]

and V was there

 

[Blackwater_GT]

And she gave me a glare, becuause I was lying on the bed still in my dirty underware

 

[artisan00]

but i didnt care, and I thought Id share

 

[hhayes]

so she kicked me and i ran out of the house

 

[horseshoeing]

and she wanted me to cum back in

 

[hhayes]

or at least i thought, but when the door opened only for her to tell me to get the fuck outta the yard thats when i had to dodge my stinkin ass shoes

 

[horseshoeing]

she really wanted me, so she followed me

 

[hhayes]

or at least i thought until that damn dog bit my ankle